So you know like, if you sing to plants they’re supposed to grow or something?

woundedkurt:

unicornbrit:

They do? I don’t wanna get one though in case they get strangled in the lead… I’ll just sing really really loud. I hope they can hear me…

Kinda… sorta… hoping to be?

No, you don’t put headphones on the baby, you hold it against your tummy and talk into the microphone…why are hoping to be pregnant? Who’s the father?

There’s two of them. Blaine and Jesse… I’m trying to make a baby for them.

So you know like, if you sing to plants they’re supposed to grow or something?

woundedkurt:

unicornbrit:

Does that work on babies too?

Babies can hear your voice from inside. They make microphone things too so you can talk to them.

Are you pregnant?

They do? I don’t wanna get one though in case they get strangled in the lead… I’ll just sing really really loud. I hope they can hear me…

Kinda… sorta… hoping to be?

So you know like, if you sing to plants they’re supposed to grow or something?

Does that work on babies too?

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Text @ Jesse Jesse: Definitely happy tears, I assure you. I know it's a bit soon, but how about now? Also, you don't need to eat baby food, Brittany. Regular healthy food will do just fine.
Brittany: Oh, good. Coz this doesn't taste as adorable as I hoped it would... And I'm down with doing this now! I can't wait! :)

Text @ Jesse Jesse: Don't tell Blaine I told you this, but he's definitely crying right now. But seriously, this means a lot to us. Thank you. When do you want to get started on this?
Brittany: Awwh I hope they're puppy tears of joy and not sad! Sad Blaine is like seeing a My Little Pony cry :( And I'm good to go whenever you are. I'm totally ready for this. I even started eating tinned baby food to ready my belly for the baby. Whenever you guys are ready :) I'm so glad you're letting me do this for you!

Text @ Jesse Brittany: Yeah! I'd be an awesome baby grower... I dance so I'm healthy, and babies like sweets, right? Coz I eat those, too... And you guys deserve it, and I wanna do something big that I can look back on and feel good about, you know? Plus a Blesse baby will be soooo adorable. What do you think?
Jesse: Wow.. well, me and Blaine just discussed it and we both really do want another baby. But are you sure?
Brittany: I totally am. I mean, that's if it even works, because google told me sometimes stuff like this fails but we can try, right? I love you guys so much, I'd love to help you create a family :)

Text @ Jesse Brittany: Hey... So I know I haven't seen you since I left the rehab center, but you were posting all these cute baby pictures and it got me thinking that maybe you were like, broody, but you can't have babies because you don't have a baby growing home in your stomach. And I'm not using mine right now so... do you wanna borrow it?
Jesse: Um, wow, really?
Brittany: Yeah! I'd be an awesome baby grower... I dance so I'm healthy, and babies like sweets, right? Coz I eat those, too... And you guys deserve it, and I wanna do something big that I can look back on and feel good about, you know? Plus a Blesse baby will be soooo adorable. What do you think?

Text @ Jesse Brittany: Hey... So I know I haven't seen you since I left the rehab center, but you were posting all these cute baby pictures and it got me thinking that maybe you were like, broody, but you can't have babies because you don't have a baby growing home in your stomach. And I'm not using mine right now so... do you wanna borrow it?

dancing at home. By myself.

Although first it was all complicated ballet-jazzy-asddfghyjtdfhg.

And now it’s like…

Times like this make me miss Glee club. Sure I hated half of you back then but we looked hot when we danced. Well. I made us look hot.